JOKES
Blonde Jokes:
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run!! She has a grenade in her mouth!!
Funny Jokes
Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
He died!!
Why did the second monkey fall off?
He was stapled to the first!!
Why did the third monkey fall off?
He got hit by a monkey!!
Why did the fourth monkey fall off?
Peer pressure!!
Mormon Jokes
So President Monson is riding in the back of his limo, just a normal day
when he tells his driver,"you know I have been riding back here a lot and
I haven't driven in a long time. I think I want to drive this time." So
the driver pulls the limo over gets out and hops in the back while President
Monson climbs to the drivers seart. And so President Monson starts driving
and he starts going pretty fast and he is going faster than the speed limit.
And then he past a cop and the cop starts chasing him. And so President Monson
sees the cop and pulls over. And so the cop stops, gets out, goes over to the
limo, and knocks on the window. President Monson rolls the window and says "Is
there a problem officer?" The cop relies "oh President Monsom...ah...mmm...well
you were going pretty fast, but I will let you off with a warning." And so the
cop goes back to his car, and he turns to his partner and says "Man, you are
not going to believe who was driving the limo!! It was President Monson!! Can
you imagine who must of been in the back!!
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